Let's do this thing.

girllookitthatbody-ahh:

I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.

“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”

Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.

seriousjones:

anyone else feel like they learned too much about volcanoes in school? like, an excessive amount of time was dedicated to volcanoes? volcanoes are cool and all but i can remember learning about volcanoes in some capacity virtually every year of school and i don’t know why. it’s not really pertinent info. is the Big Volcano lobby to blame

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

psi-thunder:

Never forget when one of my animal crossing villagers called me a goddamn trash can

psi-thunder:

Never forget when one of my animal crossing villagers called me a goddamn trash can

lilboulder:

this is the most intense For Glory match I’ve ever played

tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

chocolattiara:

This is a virtual hug, spread it to those who need it most!

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

omnom-monster:

How do rams ; - ;

omnom-monster:

How do rams ; - ;